The Cowboy and the Rattlesnake

The Cowboy and the Rattlesnake

A cowboy was bedding down on the open range for the night when a rattlesnake slithered near the campfire. “Do you mind if I sleep under the blankets with you?” the rattlesnake asked. “Are you nuts?” the cowboy said, “You’re a rattlesnake and rattlesnakes bite people.”...