Why God Needs to Hire a New Marketing Firm

What would you do if you were God for a day? I was recently asked that question and, of course, my immediate answer was that I’d make sure every tummy in the world had plenty of food to eat today. Then out of nowhere, I spurted, “I’d hire a new marketing firm. God...
Ambassador Tony Hall: A Hero You Can Hug

Ambassador Tony Hall: A Hero You Can Hug

To get cell phone reception in my Smalltown, USA, I have to hang out the window with my right ear pointed north, my left foot pointed south, and my head tilted in alignment with the axis of the earth. So imagine my surprise when I had five full bars on my phone in the...
The Cows of Madison County: Learning to Write About the Absurd

The Cows of Madison County: Learning to Write About the Absurd

Because I spent summer days in Kansas being chased by cows on the journey across Hobson’s Pasture to Hobson’s Pond, cows occasionally end up in my writings.  They frequently offered scathing commentary about my running abilities that elicited much mirth in the herd;...